My Mediterranean Vacation
August 26th, 2008
Let me start at the very end. I found my jewelry!! You know you go on a trip, and to be cautious, you hide your jewelry, just in case you’re going to become one of those holiday robberies you read about. You hide it, but you forget where you hid it. I am sure that I am not alone. I feel that I am not alone on anything that I do, as I represent all of us “The Perfect Woman”.
I went to Sardinia with you know who, my Italian boyfriend. Finally after 35 years I changed beaches and tried something new. It was great. I could actually swim in the water, which is extremely difficult to do in Ibiza, between the jellyfish, the seaweed, and the rocks that Ibiza beaches are famous for (although no one really cares, as it’s not a place you go to swim). But in Sardinia, every beach was gorgeous, and the water was very swimmable, except that the beach was littered with crying babies and fake designer handbags.
Porto Cervo was amazing. Nothing was on sale and it was the end of August! That in itself was something to see. I was there the same week the NY times had just written about how popular it was getting.
Getting back to the jewelry search. Don’t you hate losing something and repeatedly searching in the same places over and over again? I ended up finally dumping 5 days of garbage on the floor, thinking maybe it got thrown out by accident… this was at 3:30AM as we were leaving the island at 5:00AM. I know it was a disgusting thing to do, but at least it was all “Made in Italy”.
I personally unpacked my suitcases today (my maid is on vacation), and it looked really hopeless as I got to the very last 3 items out of 1,232 pieces of clothing and accessories packed and aquired on and for the trip, there between the Dolce white jeans and the Donna Karan red sequin top, laid the two rings and the diamond earrings. Lesson learned, when you hide your jewelry, take a photo.

Now, about my vacation. Great. Even with the jewelry scare. I am enclosing some of the boy photos. And the one girl is Carmen Walther… who if you do go to Ibiza you can get some fantastic permanent facial repair (injections of Bio-Alcamid and Juvéderm Ultra) in between beach time and cocktails. Email: beauty@lifestylemed.org Tel: 34 678179359. If you are anywhere in Spain, it’s worth a trip to be wrinkle free…

Tony

Paco

Sebastien

Si y No (the best t-shirt of the summer)

Italian lifeguard having a smoke
You can see my taste in men vary, but I do have a thing for that Euro Macho Man…
My beach read was “Eat, Pray, & Love” which I am writing a new version “Diet, Swim & Shop”. I was a bit jealous that the author went to Bali and found Mr. Wonderful and I went to Bali and only found rain. The second book, which I highly recommend, is Micro Trends by Mark J. Penn. Amazing! Especially since one of the specific trends is the desirability of older Jewish women for romantic partners as we are so wonderful & perfect… I kid you not. It’s a micro trend! Mr. Penn has just summed up all the new directions of the world, and has let us know where we are heading. Good news from what I could understand that we will still want beautiful, comfortable, affordable shoes! Beverly Feldman of course.
Ok, Girls, My staff is slowly wandering back in from their 3 week holidays. First on the agenda is to get my eBay store up and running. Sorry for the delay, but it’s hard to keep a store open when there is no one inside to greet the customers. I am releasing my beaded bag collection ASAP, 34 pieces and then slowly releasing everything else that I have bought in my entire life. I’ll just go through the next 20 years in my new size 30 jeans, a few t-shirts and the new Dolce leopard cashmere sweater I just bought with the matching scarf. I had to buy the matching scarf ’cause it matched the sweater, I know you would have done the same thing. It was only 105º outside. Ooh la la… Too much is not enough.
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